"Everyone’s just looking for reasons to wake up and get out of bed, some do it for nothing but a kiss, perhaps a cup of coffee, but others have a harder time; no train to catch, no hand to hold, no reasons at all."
"Don’t tell me it’s just a phase, I’ve been sad for 3 fucking years. This isn’t just a phase"
am i the only one who thinks ned flanders was into some hardcore bdsm or
Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead”
i sprayed on 5 bottles of Axe to impress the ladies and they all ran away from me, probably to tell all their lady friends about me and my sexy love musk. being a straight male is amazing